Sanity is for the weak!

askteamrocket:

asktherocketvanguard:

askarocketgardevoir:

My job does not entail suicide missions, sorry but no thanks. Besides, I already mentioned before I am not fond of getting my head chopped off by crazy bastards.

asktherocketvanguard:

Shadopaw: Oh please, ya whimp. Do you even know what a Vanguard is? I quote Wikipedia: “The vanguard is the leading part of an advancing military formation. It has a number of functions, including seeking out the enemy and securing ground in advance of the main force.” I don’t do suicide missions either! What do you think I am, crazy? Why the hell do you think I carry two guns, have a team of enhanced Pokemon, wear pleat armor under my clothing, and am a F**KING WEREWOLF?! -___- this wasn’t even one of my normal missions! We were going to steal some relics from a museum! (Oh, and BTW, I I could have been an Ace, but I suggested to Giovanni to create a new team called “Vanguard,” who would specialize in taking care of more dangerous missions. He liked the idea, and ta-da! Vanguard was created. So there!)

askarocketgardevoir:

PFF-‘Where walf’-? The Hell is that-? No idea what a ‘walf’ is, but ‘where’-? What are you, lost all the time-? You look like a giant walking Poochyena to me as far as I’m concerned-and last I checked the little furball’s ability was ‘run away’. Also I call bullshit on this mission bein’ about fossils since you clearly stated before about ‘Clearing some Issues with a Certain Blade-Wielding Gardevoir’. I wasn’t hatched yesterday, knucklehead! (( Seriously, consider there are no real-world animals in the Pokemon world, and canonly there really AREN’T any official Team Rocket ‘Vanguards’. You may as well quit with Heinrich while you’re ahead dude. As for everything else about your vanguard character… not to be mean but it sounds like a slight case of garystue. Especially with the whole enhancements, armor, weapons, having a title NOT canon in Team Rocket ‘hand-picked’ by Giovanni, and being a damn werewolf. And everyone knows being a godmod/garystue with powers and abilities to ‘one up’ the other person just doesn’t make it fun. As the saying goes, ‘Keep it Simple Stupid.’ ))

askteamrocket:

Hey grunts, stop the shit chat, making up ranks will just get you anyways and besides that…if any of you could be an Ace I would be the one knowing it since I am the one who promotes people to an Ace. Giovanni has no saying in it. Don’t think you are anything special or that he cares more for you than he does about the common Grunt.

How patentic is that anyways, vanguard? Oh please…

This is a AAA way to get thrown out of Team Rocket “Shadowpaw”

((OOC or just get completely ignored by us. I completely agree with what rocketgardevoir said, Garystue, a big one. You are a anthromorph/werewolf with guns and other special abilities leading a group of armor and weapon wearing Pokemon? Doesn’t that sound a bit silly for you if you are actually are surrounded by people like Henrich and Ace? A bit over the top by a story like the one from Pokemon? And then you want to interact with people like Henrich and Ace?  Who are really nothing more than normal people, who probably could only watch as you blade and gun the enemy down. They are just mortals.

I would suggest a total re-design or your characters to something believable.

It’s possible to make a good char without trying to make it some super power ranger who everyone loves and manages anything.

Take Ace for example. He has no special abilities, he is an average trainer. BUT he has a personality, he has weaknesses as he has strengths. It’s possible to beat him, he just has a big mouth. And actually he gets beaten all the time. Still people love him. I get mails from people that adore him as much as hate mails about people disliking his evil ways. It shows I do it right. Even YOU did send me a Question calling Ace your “Boss”. And many others do that too. He gets the authority and attention because he is a char people can relate to, a believable char.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand about the Ace thing. You know I made that rank up yes? And now I have people here with Rocket OC’s who claim to have a Ace past, be a elder Ace, or Aces chosen personally by Giovanni. But the only one who ever decided who ever decided on who is an Ace is me. And again, that is so well developed that you can try calling yourself an TR Ace but no one will accept that until I confirm it.

Not saying it’s not possible to make up new ranks now. But really, make it believable and in a way people can support it.

But first, re-invent your char….pleeeeeeeeeeeease. Also Heinrich you are awsum, luv youuu <3 ))

Thank you guys :) I plan on redesigning my character, (workin’ on it now!) this time as just a normal trainer. Maybe I’ll join Team Rocket one day, but for now, I think I’ll stick to Chaotic ;P I’ll still call you “Boss” though. Oh, and just so you know, some of my RL friends are going to start their own “Ask” blogs, so they might start sending you some questions! Also, if you think MY character was overpowered, at least I didn’t try to put the World championship uber-powerful Deoxys with 3 one shot kill never miss moves. Trust me. It’s real. My friend wanted to have it on his character’s team. We all said “NO.” Keep rollin’! Shadopaw out. ;P

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queen-azami:

lovelytsubaki:

vajrathelaser:

z-raid:

erikakiryu:

metroprussia:

bigdamndemon:

magna-carnage:

supersmudi:

stachepaca:

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coquifroggy:

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(OOC) I think it was My Neighbor Totoro :3 so cute…